
by mr.smashy I’m really not a child-friendly elf. Seriously, kids and I don’t get along very well. It probably has something to do with the fact that I’m closer to their size than most adults. For some reason this makes them feel like they can take liberties with me. You know, like tugging on the points of my ears or pulling down my socks. Harmless stuff, but I never could get used to it. The worst was when Santa would do a … [Read more...]


